Players:

Mohammad Abdul - Apparently Director of the Allocation Dept. of National Equity Bank

Ronald Joseph Defeo Jr. - A not too bright professional poltergeist.

Date 8/6/2009 9:41 AM

Hello Ronald Joseph Defeo Jr.Greetings!!!
 
l will like you to understand that, this is no spam message. Your attention to this message will change your life. I NEED JUST YOUR CO-OPERATIONS..I am Mr.Mohammad Abdul, Director allocation department of NATIONAL EQUITY BANK Untied Kingdom/England branch. My office monitors and controls the affairs of all banks and financial institutions in England concerned with foreign claim payments. I am the final signatory to any transfer or remittance of huge funds moving within banks both on the local and international levels in line with foreign claim settlement.
 
I have before me list of funds  which could not be transferred to some nominated accounts as these accounts have been identified either as ghost  accounts  unclaimed deposits and over-invoiced sum etc. 0n this note  I wish to have a deal with you as regards to an unpaid fund.. I have a file before me and the data's are correct and un-tampered. As it is  my duty to recommend the transfer of these surplus funds to the Federal  Government Treasury and Reserve Accounts as unclaimed deposits
 
I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions I received two  days ago from the Foreign Debts reconciliation department to submit the list of  payment reports expenditures and audited reports of revenues. Among several others I have decided to remit your claim sum following my idea that we can have a deal/agreement and I am going to do this legally.
 
My conditions:
 
1. The sum of USD$4.7M only will be transfer into your account after the processing of all relevant legal documents with your name as the bonfire beneficiary. The transfer will be made by Draft or telegraphic Transfer T/T   conformable in 3 working days.
 
2. This deal must be kept secret forever and all correspondence will be strictly by email / telephone for security purposes.
 
3. There should be no third parties as most problems associated with your fund release are caused by your agents or representative.
 
If you AGREE with my conditions l advise you to send the following:
 
A: Your Full name and address
B: Your direct telephone number
C:Sex
D:Occupation.
E. Country
 
And the transfer will commence without delay as I will proceed to fix your name on the Payment schedule instantly to meet the three days mandate.
 
I hope you don't reject this offer and have this fund transferred.
Waiting for your reply soon.
Best regared
Faithfully
Mr. Mohammad Abdul
 

 

 

Date 8/10/2009 1:10:58 P.M.

From mohammadabdul70@yahoo.com

 
Hello Ronald Joseph Defeo Jr.
Greetings!!!,
I acknowledge with great thanks the receipt of your email and most of your details i appreciate your sincerity.I here assure you that this business is 100% risk free and trouble free. I also assure you that this business will be very successful and has no legal implications whatsoever as I am an insider in this Bank and my reputation is mostly involved because I am still a banker serving under this Bank,so I cannot get involved in any Illegal activity. I wouldn't have involved myself in this transaction if it were not safe. This is my over two decades in banking cycle.
 
You should give priority attention to this business if you are really serious & capable of handling this deal that requires great trust and confidence bearing in mind that this is not a regular deal that comes and goes, it is a God sent opportunity and such opportunity usually comes once in a life time. the Ethics of the financial Industries here prohibits workers from engaging in Internal Transactions,like claiming unpaid funds with personal accounts and does not have right over the money if not secretly through the assistance of a foreign partner,like you to represent as beneficiary,and through backup Approval from my Office,they will Grant Payment in your favour.so please I do not want my bank to know anything about my involvement in this deal !! I Trust that you will seal this deal tight from the hearing of the telex section of our bank when i gives you their contact details for proceeds of the transfer with them.
 
It interest me to note that you are willing to receive this fund into your account and there will be complete documents of transfer to prove that the money going into your a/c is free from Drug/terrorist and money laundering.
 
 All arrangements to see the successful transfer of the fund to your account is already in place here on my desk but i cannot do anything by myself, you will contact directly the telex section of our Bank for them to direct you on the Transfer to your Bank Account.As such I will like you to send me a brief life biography of yours, a copy of your international passport,and idard and your photo so that I will know that you are for real.
 
You should know that I am not doing this deal because of the large amount that is involved on it but rather the success of this deal will benefit both families from generation to generation as far as you follow the instruction which I will be getting from our Insider in Bank, and you should know that never a business to succeed without building trust to each other. I promise you that I will never let you down in this business either now in the future and you assure me that as well. Infact I am very much interested to know if you will be capable to do this business with me in full confidence trusting that you will never let me down in future.
 
You should not tell your bank that money is coming until we finish processing of all documents to show your bank that this money is clean money from genuine source, to avoid your bank asking you early questions that you may not be able to answer so you should not alert them.
 
However, it is my intention to be with you at least 2-3days ahead of the money going into your A/C then we will sign the binding agreement, after your bank must have been satisfied with the original documents which they will send to you to show your bank or it's correspondence bank that the money is legal. You should know that this opportunity can hardly come my way again in life, so I have planned everything and I will give you an application Text with every directives on how to contact the telex section of our bank, so be rest assured that everything will work out fine. 
 
On receipt of the above information and a strong assurance from you that my trust and confidence in you is not misplaced,I will SEND YOU a COPY OF THE PAYMENT SCHEDULE FOR YOUR PERUSAL to be accompanied by the Text of Application ,and you will apply for release on your behalf with your account Details,This will enable the telex section of our bank process the payment Officially to your account and Foreign exchange Approval will be issued you by the National Treasury Department Of Finance in your favour legalizing the transfer so that your Government or your Bank will not question about source\origin of the Fund as the National Treasury Department Of Finance has already Legalized\Authorize the Transfer under the back up cover of repatriation of earning\investing scheme.
 
Remember,our Bank can make the funds available to your in your country through any of the following below means !
 
1.KTT Wire Transfer
2.Draft
3.ATM MASTERCARD Payment Method (this method is always the easiest ,implies to Loading the total Investment in a Mastercard and will be send to you through courier and will give you interswitch access to activate your card in your country and to start making withdrawal of funds from the card from any machine or cashpoint in your location)
 
I am willing to offer you 35% of the total sum for taking total charge of this deal untill actualisation to your account in your pocession.
 
I will resign Immediately this deal become sucess to join you for the disburesement of the funds as appropriate.
 
Waiting for your reply soon.
Best regared
Faithfully
Mr. Mohammad Abdul

From Ronald Defeo "Butch"

To: Mohammad Abdul

Hello Friend,
 
Thanks for your kind email.   I was kind of puzzled why I got this email as I don't think we have ever corresponded before.   Can you help me out?   Anyway it sounds like you want to go into some sort of secret business together with me and you asked me to give you the following.
 
 
A: Your Full name and address
B: Your direct telephone number
C:Sex
D:Occupation.
E. Country
 
Well, you already have my full name, but here's my address:
112 Ocean Avenue,
Amityville, NY 11701
 
My phone number - 204 867-5309
 
Sex - I can not give you sex.  I can only do this in person with someone you know.  And if I was interested in giving you sex, I would have to change my sexual preferences, as I'm rather straight.
 
Occupation - I am a professional Poltergeist.
 
Country - USA
 
I hope this is of some use to you.
 
Best regards,
 
'Butch' Ronald Joseph Defeo Jr.

 

8/16/2009 3:58:47 PM

From: Muhammad Abdul 

To: Ronald Joseph Defeo, Jr.

 

Dear friend,
 
How are you today, i don’t know if you are still interested on our deal, please let me know as soon as you got my message.
 
Thanks, yours
Mohammad Abdul 

8/18/2009 11:49 AM

Dear
How are u, i am so worried for not have heard from you all these while..
what happened? aren't u interested in  this deal again?
please let me know ur state of mind over this deal because I need a trust worthy and capable person to handle this deal in favour of both of us as one partner.
so please let me know what is happening.
 
Mr. Mohammad Abdul

8/16/2009 2:30 PM

HI,
 
I was on vacation in France for a couple weeks so I didn't catch your email until now.   My apologies.  I should have taken my laptop with me.    I had a great time there and attended a Poltergeist convention.  I wish you could have come as my guest, but it is strictly for official members of the PPA (Professional Poltergeist Association).   It's a pretty tight group but boy do we let down our inhibitions when we get together behind closed doors.  You should have seen the stuff flying around!  Well, enough about that.
 
About business, I believe I sent you the information required and then I didn't hear from you again.  I just assumed you had moved on to some other person for a partner.
 
Could you be a lamb and explain how the whole thing works again?
 
I have great expectorations!
 
Butch

8/31/2009 8:50 AM

Hello Dear Friend

Greetings

   

Thank you for your responce and I am glas you had a safe trip to and from France ,your interest in my business proposal impressed me alot and I am happy to receive your details you sent to me. How are you today? I hope you are fine. I want to inform you that the business I want to do with you is 100% risk free provided that we can trust each other, be sincere with each other and keep it secret. Moreover it is my great pleasure to let you know the full details and more information about this transaction and the procedures of this business so that you will see how it will go and get concluded.

 I here also attach the text of Application which you will fill accordingly with your details and send directly to the telex section of our Bank !! When you send the Application Letter for Claims to our bank, the telex operation unit will go into verification through the  account database file of our bank; they will see that the information you provided is good and accurate of deposit  information’s as Associates/next of kin, which will prove that you are his next of kin. The telex operation unit will immediately instruct you on what to do for the transfer and approve your claims.  

 I want you to understand that this business which we are doing needs high secret and confidentiality, and as such you should not let any of our bank staff to know about my involvement in this deal because it is against our Bank ethic that a Staff should get Involved in any International Financial Transaction with any any Bank under European community , i am still a civil servant in full service to this bank. And also do not let any person from your side to know about this business bearing in mind how much that is involve. The most important thing in this business is truth and honest, let us works together with one mind and achieves this deal.

 Have a nice day and am looking forward to reading your urgent response, to enable us proceed immediately with out any delay and conclude this deal in next 7 days and get this fund transfer into you account.

I including a text of application which you will print fill in with your information and send directly to the Telex foreign operations department of our bank through this below information :

NATIONAL EQUITY PRIVATE BANKING ONLINE
COPORATE SECTION,ACORN HOUSE,
36 PARK ROYAL RD,
LONDON,W10,UK

 
MR.BARRY COLEMANN
DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
NATIONAL EQUITY PRIVATE BANKING ONLINE
TEL: +442033184579 Ext 2
FAX :+447092873631

Emails .
nepbonline@yahoo.co.uk
nepbonline@doleoffice.com

Deposit Allocation Ref:NEPB/LON04.7/GD65
Account Number:         69774854L
Sort Code :                32-69-60
Deposit Code:           NEPB/LON05/MZ5222
Ref: Number:            NEPBMZ5222QQ

Date of Deposit :       20/06/2002
Amount Deposited:  US$4,700,000.00

I attach Text of Application to enable you contact directly the Telex section of our Bank for processing of the Transfer of the funds to your Bank account .

call or write to the telex section of our bank now and start processing of the transfer of the money and remember I will come over to your country for disbursement of the money Immediately you finishes the Transfer process into your bank account.

Please do not betray me and do not expose me because I am still in service to this Bank and I would not want them to know about my involvement in this deal because if they do, I am in a big trouble.

 inform me as soon as you communicate with the remittance foreign telex section of our bank.

 Best regards,

 Your Partner

  Waiting for your reply soon.
Best regared
Faithfully
Mr. Mohammad Abdul


Text Application Follows:

9/2/2009 8:49:28 AM

Dear friend,
 
How are you today, have you contacted our bank, I want to know please, do not make any mistake.
 
Sincerely
Mr. Mohammad Abdul

9/2/2009 11:58 PM

My dear Muhammid Abdul,
 
You would NOT believe the troubles I've been having!
 
Just after sending you my last email, my laptop stopped running.  I tried everything, but to no avail.   Then I discovered that my power supply had gone missing!    I mean just disappeared!  I looked all over for it and then finally found it outside my house on the weathervane!   VERY peculiar! 
 
This is one of the disadvantages to my chosen career.  One never knows when one is going to have mysterious trouble.   But now I have my laptop back in service again and can read my emails.
 
How have you been?  I hope you have been fine.
 
Say I've been wondering something.    I see that your last name is Abdul, which just so happens to be the same as the most BEAUTIFUL and TALENTED woman in the whole world... Paula Abdul.     You know, she just decided to quit the American Idle show recently.  When I heard the news, I cried myself to sleep in a flood of tears.    Now this is what I'm thinking..... Abdul is such an unusual last name I'm sure that you and the BEAUTIFUL Paula Abdul MUST be related!   I bet you didn't think I'd figure it out did you?   But I did.
 
Can you please call her up and tell her how much her biggest fan loves her?  And tell her to go back to the American Idle show?   That would make me so VERY happy.
 
And while you're at it, is there some way you could introduce me to her?  Maybe give her your assurances that I'm a GOOD GUY and not one of those stalkers?     I mean, I once had a crush on Jodie Foster, but then she got interested in John Hinckley   Well, you know what I think about that?   I think that I'd like to tear off Hinckley's head and stuff crackers down the hole until he chokes!    And Jodie went for him and complained to the police about me and got that restraining order.  It was all a misunderstanding, since I was only trying to protect her from John Hinckley, the evil rat bastard!  Pardon my French, it's a term I just picked up while on vacation in France.
 
Well anyway, I've rambled on enough.    About that application.... I'm so confused.  
 
I want to ask about something.   It says I'm partners with a Mr. Mujtabe Zohan!   Is that correct?   With a name like Zohan I am wondering is Mujtabe a Jew?   Will he eat my children?   I don't even know a Mr. Mujtabe Zohan.   What am I supposed to do?
 
Sincerely your pal,
 
Butch